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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 15:57

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

{RING} {RING}

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Why are Republicans such intolerant people?

Sure no problem officer.

After a few moments he returns.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Is it okay if I sleep with my brother without my husband knowing?

HELLO

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Is there a correlation between being a medium and mental health?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Yes sir it is.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What caused the stock market to crash?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.